I'm Too Sexy For My Bus

2007 Jul 17 9:03PM

Looks like someone had the quite the ride. A woman was kicked off a bus for being too sexy. The bus driver said to her, 'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic. If you don't sit somewhere else, I'm going to have to throw you off the bus.'

Sounds to me like a great pickup line.

This hasn't happened to me yet, but I will keep you posted next time I ride a bus with a female driver.


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